Thursday, February 18, 2010

Terrible People

Hey everybody! It's time to complain about people I don't like! This is going to make me sound like a total douche, but everyone I know except for a few people I know is a terrible person. Seriously. I hate people. When I read Youtube comments, or hear people talking on the bus, or watch entertainment "news", or even just go for a stroll and overhear terrible conversations. How can everyone be so oblivious to how terrible they are? Everything they talk about is so awful. There were these two girls I knew from grade school, and continued to be acquainted with during high school. They were good girls. Pretended to be Christians. Pretended not to mean anybody any harm. Pretended to be just carefree, ideal, high school girls. But they are honestly two of the people I hate most in the entire world. They would always have their girl talk sooooo loud. Their problems were so secular, so worldy, and above all, just cod jam stupid. They would blab and blab without end about some "funny" story that was not funny in the slightest... and well... I just can't describe it. It was kind of like watching The View. Then the rumours came. Apparently the both of them screwed some other douche at the same time. Yeah, that's right. Threesome. Whores. Just a bunch of whores. Everyone is a liar. Everyone puts on their best face for church.It was so painful to overhear. There were these other sassy gangsta girls on my bus that were pretty bad too. Instead of those terrible ladies on The View, they were like those girls on Maury. They would trash talk about some other girls, and talk about their pseudo-sexual exploits, and go on about how people just don' understan' dem. But they were trashy people. At least they were not trying to be good people. They were just trash. They were not trash in lambs' skin. Ugh. I hated them a lot too, but I hated those other two more. Then there were those stupid guidos from class. All they would talk about is their stupid football, or how much they could bench, or how some kid was talkin smack, and how some kids just don't have any respect, or how many collars they could pop in 30 seconds. Those boys were nothing but bags of meat. Meat. Meat meat meat. Then there were the "rejects" the kids who secretly and sometimes not so secretly hated the meat. They congregated in the halls, obstructing foot traffic, and would glare at stuff with all kinds of disdain. They didn't even know what it was they were disdaining at. Disdain was just their default reaction. Just all the time. Ooooh look at me, I'm so ironic. Ooooh I'm going to use that word too much, along with awkward and sick and sweet. Those guys branched off eventually and turned into those stupid wannabe musician kids who were a little more colourful than their predecessors, but twice as annoying. They would all lie on the internet, about their childhoods are high school experiences, making their Myspaces paint them as some kind of honest weirdo outcast who just happens to make really cool music. They seem to have some kind of cause that they're supporting, but they don't, and so they be really vague and philosophical. They all try to do religion in some weird way. The easiest one is to be atheist or some eastern religion that they only have a tiny grasp on, and have mostly learned about from TV, but then there are the ones who try to be neo-Christians or something. They're all Wikipedia philosophers and theologians, and believe themselves to be self aware. I know a couple of these guys. One of them just flat out sucks as a musician. He just keeps trying though. I've got to admire that. But he's still darned annoying. He's "all about the music" and thinks he can make a living. Jeez. What a fool. Those glasses are so rose coloured that he can't see out of them. Then there's this other new douche I've just met who is basically just some hedonistic whore who paints himself the patron saint of the indie scene. Pretending to be some honest musician. He's shit. His music is actually not so bad, but the man is just bandwagon indie shit. Ugh. I hate that guy.

That is all.